Wayne Rooney Caught P*ssing In A Bush While Playing Golf

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Wayne Rooney has been pictured pissing in a bush while enjoying a round of golf with England team mates James Milner and Joe Hart.

The England squad are resting up ahead of their all-important game with Wales tomorrow, and Rooney was clearly caught short while teeing off in France.

Rooney was spotted looking around for paparazzi before relieving himself in a nearby bush, but the England tracksuit and the fact he’s Wayne fucking Rooney gave the game away, and he was promptly pictured getting his todger out for a not-so-sneaky piss.


The 30-year-old put in an impressive performance in England’s opening game against Russia in an unfamiliar midfield role, and is set to keep his place there for the game against Wales tomorrow, which could decide who advances from Group B.

Wales won their first game of the tournament against Slovakia and top the group, while England’s last-minute capitulation against Russia leaves them playing catch up.

Gareth Bale’s side are confident of ending England’s hopes of qualification for the knockout stages, and the Real Madrid winger has boldly predicted that none of the England side would get into the Wales starting XI.

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Not entirely sure he’s accounted for the fact that Dele Alli vs Jonny Williams is a mismatch but hey ho.

Let’s just hope the Wales defence find it slightly harder to spot Rooney than the cameras did today…