Phillip Schofield Responds To Joke About Length Of His Pubes Perfectly

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Phillip Schofield knows that the best way to avoid becoming a victim of the rumour mill is simply to take charge of it – and he has proven he can do just that.

After posting an innocent Snapchat showing the ITV host finishing up some chores he found himself at the centre of what we shall dub ‘pubegate’.

Phil let followers know his shower was the scene of a heinous crime – a blocked plughole – a crime Schofield denied was his fault due to his short locks.

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Andrew Salt was quick to point out that there are more bodily sources of hair, however, and brazenly suggested Phil may want to trim his bush…

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He probably didn’t expect a reply, but he got one.

His heart was racing just at the prospect of a direct message from The Cube host…

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Andrew opened the message to discover the ‘truth’ about Schofield’s short and curlies…

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Schofield replied ‘Even shorter lol’.

And with that message Phil owned the situation…

Kudos Phil, and thank you Andrew for sharing what will undoubtedly be your anecdote of choice at every party for the rest of your life.

‘Phillip Schofield once messaged me to talk about his pubes’ – Okay it sounds a little weird when you say it out loud…