If you’re part of the ever thinning audience of the X Factor then last night you were treated to a catastrophic ‘wardrobe malfunction’ which resulted in Simon Cowell’s ‘manhood’ being revealed to the world.
As Caitlyn Vanbeck came onto centre stage and dished out a questionable audition, most of the audience were more weirdly captivated by the unearthing of Cowell’s rather inadequate appendage.
As he sat cross-legged on the couch, something flesh coloured was quite clearly seen draping out of his trousers, reports the Daily Star.
Here’s a closeup screenshot of the incident that left viewers across the globe utterly speechless:
— Matthew Avery (@matthewjavery) October 1, 2016
— David Walliams (@davidwalliams) October 2, 2016
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— Natalie Lambert-Imal (@ImalLambert) October 1, 2016
Now for the boring bit, as it turns out it’s only one of his ten toes.
Ironically, Simon’s toe illusion is probably more talented than anybody on the show…