Have you ever been playing Halo 5, and wished that there was some kind of game mode that lets you shoot zombie turds as they snake up a toilet drain?
If you say no, you’re lying. We’ve all wished for that exact thing. Thankfully, The fan-made Halo custom gametype ‘Clogged Toilet’ has made its grand return in Halo 5: Guardians.
I’m ashamed to admit it, but I had no idea that Clogged Toilet has actually been around since Halo 3. Built using Forge, players spawn in a giant toilet bowl as infected zombies and shoot up the drain to get you.
You have a shotgun with unlimited ammo, and two grenades to survive for as long as you can in your undead porcelain nightmare.
This newest incarnation of the mental mini-game features a giant plunger and a roll of loo paper, but these are objects of decorative interest only – It’s in the toilet itself where the real action waits.
You can also check out some footage of Clogged Toilet in action just below, just in case you weren’t sure what a bunch of Spartans trapped in a toilet bowl looks like.
When Halo redefined the FPS genre back in 2001, who could have predicted that the franchise would end up this far down the toilet?