You probably don’t need any more evidence to prove that Big Brother is the biggest load of shit on television, but we’re going to give it to you anyway.
Ever since the glory days of Nikki Grahame’s diary room rants, Glyn cooking an egg for the very first time and Kinga putting a wine bottle where the sun don’t shine, it’s safe to say Big Brother has gone down the drain.
A contestant on the latest series (yes, it’s actually still going) has managed to piss off all 14 people who watch it by hilariously faking an injury. And to be fair, the acting is so bad that it’s actually a bit funny.
49-year-old Jayne was hit on the head by a wet sponge during a task, and the acting performance that followed easily eclipsed Robert De Niro in Taxi Driver.
Clearly forgetting that the cameras were on her, Jayne began rolling around on the grass in ‘agony’, claiming that the wet sponge had hit her in the throat.
Paramedics rushed to the scene as the wannabe celebrity rolled around desperately gasping for breath.
Amazingly, people were not convinced…
— Little C xx (@Epic_Blonde) July 21, 2016
Am I the only one who thinks Jayne was totally faking that? #bigbrother
— Abbie Portsmouth (@AbPortsmouth) July 21, 2016
— EthanJay (@Ethanjayscott) July 21, 2016
— Alison (@allison_71) July 21, 2016
Oh my god Jayne pretending to be knocked out has to be the funniest thing that's happened on big brother this season ???
— Katie Flockhart (@kflockhartxx) July 21, 2016
Miraculously, she lived.
Give her an Oscar. In fact, give her all of the Oscars.