Know what happens if you cheat on your girlfriend? Yep, oil everywhere.
That is according to this girl, who takes us on a guided tour of her ex-boyfriend’s apartment, as she pours oil over everything.
Oil. So much oil. Greasy oil on your floor, on your furniture – plus bleach on your clothes.
“Yeah, you like that,” she says. “You fucking like that. You like this fucking oil eeeeverywhere.” No, no one likes that you crazy bitch.
I’ve said it before (earlier today, in fact) and I’ll say it again: hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.