Are These The Most Offensive ‘Cards Against Humanity’ Answers Possible?

by : Tom Percival on : 06 Jan 2016 17:16
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Cards Against Humanity is a game that challenges players to be offensive but these answers may be some of the worst we’ve ever seen. 


The incredibly dark and immensely funny game is a brilliant laugh but, just in case you weren’t playing it over Christmas, we’ll explain the rules. Basically, the game tasks players to try and pair cards to create the most politically incorrect answers possible – the more offensive the better.

The game’s great fun but maybe don’t play it with your nan, she might not appreciate it.

Ranker.com have collected an amazing 51 of the most offensive card combinations in the game but here’s a few of our favourites.

These are pretty offensive, you have been warned.


We can relate to this one a bit too much…

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Poor Sir Ian Mckellan…

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Fucking brutal:

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Another one we relate to a bit too much…

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This ones as dark as the night:

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It’s immature but we laughed…

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Well, they’re technically not wrong…


Haha, clever:

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Woah! Maybe a bit too far?

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Maybe he’s been taking lessons from Krampus?

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The lucky girl!

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Good Lord…

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Scarred for life…

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We love this one:

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Get on it Marvel!

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Can you imagine such a thing?

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Sorry ‘Murica.


Tom Percival

More of a concept than a journalist, Tom Percival was forged in the bowels of Salford University from which he emerged grasping a Masters in journalism. Since then his rise has been described by himself as ‘meteoric’ rising to the esteemed rank of Social Editor at UNILAD as well as working at the BBC, Manchester Evening News, and ITV. He credits his success to three core techniques, name repetition, personality mirroring, and never breaking off a handshake.

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  1. Ranker.com

    51 Hilariously Offensive Cards Against Humanity Moments