British People Tell Hilarious Stories About Failed Muggings On Reddit

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Muggers; what they lack in consideration for others they more than make up for with sheer brazen stupidity apparently.

Having allegedly cottoned-on to one would-be mugger’s incredibly moronic plan to grab his phone, Reddit user jmkni took to the site to tell his tale.

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And it appears timekeeping is the go-to icebreaker in most attempted muggings.

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Some muggers need to learn that trying to rob students is not always foolproof either.

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Karma is a bitch, assuming the iPod itself hadn’t been forcibly removed from its actual owner.

Then things took a dark twist with massive escalation.

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So if anyone asks you for the time, on your phone or otherwise, just say no.

Oh, and stay away from rivers.


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Kieron Curtis

An NCTJ Journalist with an MA in Sports Journalism, Kieron is an experienced social media journalist who has worked in the industry since 2015. His experience includes work with ITN, the MEN, WISH/WIRE/TOWER FM, and 8:50 Sports Digest... not forgetting his time at ASDA.