What do you get the guy who has everything? According to Dan Bilzerian, a monogamous relationship will suffice.
Yes that’s right, Bilzerian – that rich guy off Instagram who has a few muscles – is reportedly in his first proper relationship. The poker player claims to have slept with thousands of women, and is often seen in photos surrounded by hordes of models in bikinis, but has decided to put that lifestyle behind him for the time being.
The 37-year-old millionaire is dating model Sofia Bevarly, who is 16 years his junior, and apparently has no regrets, describing his new partner as ‘super hot and smart’. They met at a pool party where he’d ‘already slept with three women’ before sleeping with her.
Ever the wordsmith, Bilzerian told Max Williams at Square Mile magazine:
Yeah. Got a girlfriend. First time. Well, I had a girlfriend before, but I was still fucking other girls.
Wasn’t exactly your storybook love at first sight. I think I fucked like three girls before her that day.
We just started hanging out… She’s just a little different, you know? She’s smart, she’s cool, and she liked a lot of the shit I like. So here we are.
Who said romance is dead?
Bilzerian is known for his extravagant lifestyle which he documents on Instagram, with his feed heavily featuring bikini-clad women, guns, private jets, wild parties and other trappings of luxury.
In the same interview he went on to discuss what he’d do if he became President of America – an idea which doesn’t even seem that ridiculous after recent developments.
He told Square Mile:
I always said, if Trump got elected and he didn’t fuck up, I actually have a chance of becoming President.
I think you should legalize prostitution and drugs. There’s so much fucking money being wasted, and so many people being thrown in fucking cages.
The reason why drugs are such a fucking problem is because it’s illegal, and so you’ve got people killing each other – how many legal businesses going on do you have people fucking mowing each other down in the street, and chopping off heads?
If you made it legal you can regulate it, you can tax it – you’re not throwing everybody in jail.
With policies like that who knows, we might actually see President Bilzerian in the coming years – especially if American politics keeps following the ridiculous path it’s already on.
A The Rock v Dan Bilzerian 2020 election would be quite the spectacle.