I don’t really think about toilet paper – ever. Not even when I’m taking a slam. Does it feel relatively soft and do the job? Job done. I’m out.
Never have I ever scrunched up a ball of bog roll and thought, ‘This needs something more. Something… novel. Donald Trump, namely.’
But apparently other people have ’cause we now have the president’s face on the magical stuff.
That’s right, if you’re like totally against Trump man you can go right ahead, cut some rope and then use his face to clean yourself up.
You can find the stuff on NoveltyChristmas for a cool £9.99. Tbf, it’s a great go-to for all those upcoming Secret Santa’s you just love forking money out for.
If not that, then how about the Donald Trump toilet brush, which comes in at a more extortionate £19.
The description of which reads:
Make Your Toilet Great Again! ‘No president has had a Toilet Brush like my Toilet Brush!’
“I am automatically attracted to toilet bowls, I just start scrubbing, I just kiss, I don’t even wait and when your a toilet brush they let you do it.” DJT
Due to the overwhelming response on the popular market site the producers are now looking at 6-8 week arrival time on orders.
Each one will set you back NZ$35.70 (about £19) and shipping costs a further NZ$35.70.
Further info from the seller reads:
*15 inch Brush with Holder
*Trump hands actual size
*Trump may appear useful when scrubbing the rim
* For external use only
* ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES
“Just Grab them by the handle…for those tough cleaning jobs.” DJT
Order your Commander in Crap Donald Trump toilet brush here.
It’s not yet known whether a Hillary Clinton equivalent exists in the world.
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