If you’ve ever been to an independent coffee house then you know the sort of twat documented in this flurry of hair-pulling tweets.
He’s a self-confessed writer who looks like James Franco, complains about the coffee beans being ‘over roasted’, and probably carries a copy of On The Road in his back pocket everywhere he goes – conveniently slipping it out at every opportunity he gets, yet never turning a page.
But this guy wasn’t alone, he was on a date, and a random passerby noticed that things were going pretty shite and decided to live tweet the date as it spiralled into a devastating mess.
Anne Theriault, the third wheel stranger, tweeted the date last year – but the observations are still just as funny today.
Read them in full below:
That early exit was definitely a good call.
Hopefully, our Catcher In The Rye wielding Lothario will find love sometime soon – or maybe he’ll just fall in love with himself a tad more.
Joseph Loftus is a Gold Standard NCTJ journalist with four years experience working for international and regional press.
As well as working for UNILAD and LADbible, Joseph has worked as Liverpool Correspondent for Unsigned & Independent Magazine, as well as stints with the Liverpool Echo and Warrington Guardian.