What would life be without loving messages from your partner like, “Get your bitch ass down here and bring the bread.”
Random texts like this from your significant other asking you to pick something up or calling you a variety of rude names are pretty normal when given some context.
But if you take the rest of the conversation away then you’re left with ridiculously funny messages.
The messages range from standard relationship texts like, ‘OMG DIE IN A FIRE.’ to the more bizarre, ‘I FOUND A COSTCO BRAND SHIRT’.
The collage was submitted to r/funny, and we’re pretty sure his wife will never know she’s internet famous because one of her texts says she doesn’t use the Reddit.