Last night, Twitter came to life when a user called Zola decided to bless the socialsphere with one of the most f*cked up stories ever.
Zola, a Hooters waitress, spoke about the time she met a stripper in her branch of the famous restaurant/bar whom she became quite friendly with. She explained how she eventually decided to head down to Florida with Jessica (the stripper) – who also turned out to be a prostitute – to make a little extra cash. But that’s only the start of it.
The story quickly turns into something that Quentin Tarantino would be proud to present to the world in the form of a feature length film, but we won’t spoil it for you, enjoy it in all of its glory below, but make sure you strap yourself in. (Use the slideshow below to flick through the tweets).
Zola has since removed the whole escapade from Twitter, and later posted the message: “Got WAY more attention than I ever could’ve fathomed….literally having a meeting with my lawyer tomorrow to patent this…cus jesus christ.”
Then, somebody called Jess, who looks suspiciously like the pictures Zola shared and claimed was Jessica, popped up on Instagram…
Don’t be surprised if you see this turn into something MUCH bigger in 2016…
Jack of nothing. Master of f**k all.