Man Finds Dead Worm On Cucumber, Supermarket’s Response Is Hilarious

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Sometimes doing your shopping isn’t as straighforward as you’d hope, and you can find a NOPE surprise in your bag – the logical next step is to moan to the company on social media in the hope of getting some free shit.

This was not one of those times.

In a fantastic thread which all started with a dead worm on a cucumber, Wes Metcalfe and Tesco went viral thanks to their witty repartee.

Check it out:

Dear Tesco, yesterday I purchased one of your fine cucumbers which I had planned on using to make my favourite dish – a…

Posted by Wes Metcalfe on Saturday, August 6, 2016

In lieu of attending the funeral in person, ‘Tesco Rob’ – as he is now known – showed his respect in the form of verse…

It went down a treat at the ceremony – but Tesco Rob wasn’t done yet, he had a lyrical tribute too…

The Britpop inspired feels are strong.

And still, the thought of a refund seems to be the furthest thing from Wes’s mind…

We never really knew William – but he was certainly taken from us all too soon, but not without making the world a slightly better place.

RIP William, and hats off to Wes and Tesco Rob.


Kieron Curtis

Kieron Curtis

An NCTJ Journalist with an MA in Sports Journalism, Kieron is an experienced social media journalist who has worked in the industry since 2015. His experience includes work with ITN, the MEN, WISH/WIRE/TOWER FM, and 8:50 Sports Digest... not forgetting his time at ASDA.