Matt Damon Destroys ‘Best Friend’ Ben Affleck Over Huge Full Back Tattoo


Hey guys, I don’t know if you realised but Ben Affleck has one of the worst tattoos inked on maybe anyone ever. No joke.

Like yeah, he’s done some pretty good stuff over the course of his twenty year career, except Daredevil of course, but a crap tatt is a crap tatt. There’s no excuse. Especially when you’re a multi-millionaire capable of hiring the best in the biz.

So what is it? I’m not sure. A dragon of sorts? Something I personally wouldn’t be seen dead with, regardless of how famous and successful I was.

Have a look here:

One Twitter user wrote:

Ben Affleck’s back tattoo is, and I’m saying this without hyperbole, one of the funniest goddamn things I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Holy moly. What a wonderful gift to all of us this is. Truly a great day to be alive because of this obscenely dumb tattoo.

Another said:

Don’t mock Ben Affleck’s phoenix tattoo. It symbolises how he has risen from the ashes, reborn as a guy with a tattoo that sucks.

A third joked:

Next time you’re feeling sad, remember that you’re not Ben Affleck so you (probably) don’t have a tattoo so big and so ugly and so universally ridiculed that you had to lie and say it was only temporary and just for a movie when it is so clearly not.

It’s not just us normies that are rinsing Affleck for his body art. His ex Jennifer Lopez said, ‘It’s awful! What are you doing? His tattoos always have too many colours. They shouldn’t be so colourful. They should be cooler.’

While ex-wife Jennifer Garner quipped, ‘You know what we would say in my hometown about that? ‘Bless his heart’. A phoenix rising from the ashes. Am I the ashes in this scenario? I take umbrage. I refuse to be the ashes.’

Quizzed by The Daily Show host Trevor Noah, lifelong friend Matt Damon said:

Of course [I’ve seen it] yeah, yeah, yeah… I mean, uh, it’s not – it’s not one man’s job to tell another man what he can do to his back.

I – you know – I support him in all of his artistic expression.

I’d love to say: ‘You know what? If Affleck likes the tattoo then I do.’

But I can’t, because his tattoo is terrible.

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