Mother ‘Squirted Her Boob’ At Woman Who Asked Her To Breastfeed Somewhere Else


A breastfeeding mother responded perfectly when a woman asked her to go somewhere private to perform her extremely natural maternal responsibility.

I can’t think of a better way to shut someone up then to squirt them with your own breast milk from your boob.

An outraged woman took to the Dartford Gossip Facebook page trying to shame the breastfeeding woman and was met with furore from commenters defending the mother.


To the lady Dartford park who thought it was appropriate to breastfeed her baby whist my child and very easily…

Posted by Dartford Gossip page on Thursday, August 4, 2016

The anonymous woman wrote:

To the lady in Dartford park who thought it was appropriate to breastfeed her baby whist my child and very easily distracted husband sat nearby.

‘I don’t think it was necessary for you to react the way you did just because I asked you to go somewhere private, telling me to f*** off and squirting me with your boobs was incredibly uncalled for. I hope you are ashamed of yourself!


The post has since been liked over 1.2k times and comments have flooded in defending the natural right for a mother to breastfeed in public and shaming the woman for asking her to leave Dartford Park, Kent.

Lauren Day Kent wrote a rival story in support, saying that she reacted by saying, ‘Oh, I’m sorry…did you want some for your coffee?’ when she was met with a ‘judgemental twat shaking her head’.


Most people saw the humour of the breastfeeding mum’s reaction, saying they would have done the same.


When you approach a mother in a park who’s enjoying some time with her baby, not disturbing anyone, and ask her to leave, I’m not sure what else you could expect.

Many commenters speculated she got annoyed because her husband was staring at the breastfeeding lady.

Either way, let people be. It’s a free country after all.