When one woman was threatened with blackmail by a vicious ex, she took away his leverage in the most perfect way.
Meet Kallie Berry; blackmail buster and beer-drinker. While she was dating a guy a month and a half ago, she happened to have one too many beers and wet herself.
Fast forward a month or so and the couple are no longer together. But this man, who missed the common decency class at school, decided to blackmail Kallie with this informative little anecdote.
But, Kallie has had it up to here with his – criminal – intentions and decided to take matters into her own hands.
She took to Twitter to confess in an empowering statement which went like this:
I drank too much beer like a month and a half ago and peed myself. I’m tired of my ex blackmailing me with it so now everyone knows.
Of course, it quickly went viral:
I drank too much beer like a month and a half ago and peed myself. I’m tired of my ex blackmailing me with it so now everyone knows. ??♀️
— Kallie Berry (@KallieLeigh) May 21, 2018
Kallie’s admission – rather than bringing shame or damaging her reputation, as her ex had presumably hoped – instead sparked an outpouring from other people who had pee’d their pants.
One tweeter, Coryelle Thomas, wrote:
I peed myself onstage at a concert in front of thousands of people because I drank beer and had a fit of allergy-induced sneezes and I don’t even have an ex to blackmail me so ??♀️
— Coryelle Thomas (@CoryelleThomas) May 22, 2018
Hey, it’s not like she’s the only person in the world who’s had a few too many and lost control.
Unfortunately, it was bladder control.
But she’s probably not alone. Just take a look at these drunk fails:
I know so many ppl [sic] that have done this but apparently I’m ‘crazy’ for doing it.
He knows it embarrasses me and that’s why he tries to exploit me with it.
At least I have an excuse for doing dumb stuff.
Break-ups are tough, for sure:
But nothing – absolutely nothing – should excuse someone for blackmailing their former beau. Moral of the story; you should never dry your ex’s dirty laundry out in public.
It’s a life lesson one woman must’ve missed in General Studies, after she was caught drying her knickers in full view of her fellow plane passengers using an on-board air vent.
Just watch this strange scene:
The unnamed airline passenger was caught on camera drying some underwear using an overhead air vent on a flight to Moscow from Antalya, Turkey.
Fellow passengers said she’d not seemed to be at all embarrassed while drying her underwear on the Ural Airlines flight, and spent at least 20 minutes holding them up above her head.
One eyewitness said passengers on the flight had been shocked by the whole thing but remained silent after spotting her ‘unusual behaviour‘.
Others on social media defended the woman, with one person suggesting the pants may have belonged to a child.
The woman, posting under the name Alexandra, commented:
Those [pants] aren’t an adult’s. Looks like they belong to a kid.
Another seemed to think the odd scene was ‘not the worst thing in the modern world’.
And somebody else noted how perhaps she’d had ‘an accident’, commenting: ‘Maybe the take off was sort of extreme, so now she has to dry those.’
UNILAD contacted Kallie for comment.
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A former emo kid who talks too much about 8Chan meme culture, the Kardashian Klan, and how her smartphone is probably killing her. Francesca is a Cardiff University Journalism Masters grad who has done words for BBC, ELLE, The Debrief, DAZED, an art magazine you’ve never heard of and a feminist zine which never went to print.