This Drunk Guy’s Argument With His Sober Self Is All Of Us


One guy came up with a genius way of trying to look after his future drunk self, but unfortunately his scheme didn’t quite go according to plan.

In an effort to prepare himself for the inevitable aftermath of a big night out, Steve Davidson wrote himself a note packed with some helpful hints to minimise his looming hangover, reports Mashable.

‘Sober Steve’ wrote a note to ‘Drunk Steve’ reminding him to hydrate and have something to eat before going to bed.


He wrote:

Please drink this bottle of water before bed then you can have the chicken wings in the fridge. Hangover Steve will thank you.

Sage advice you may think, but unfortunately the message didn’t quite get through to ‘Drunk Steve’ who was having absolutely none of it.

His response:

Fuck you drunk sober Steve, I do what I want. PS Tell sober hangover Steve he’s a lil bitch.

Speaking to The Mirror, Steve said:

I wrote the note to hopefully lessen the hangover as I’m now on the wrong side of 30 and they’re just getting worse and lasting longer.

I’m quite stubborn when drunk so when I saw the note I thought: “No one tells me what I can and can’t do,” so I replied.

But I remember I kept getting confused about which Steve I was talking to – hence the crossed out sections.

Better luck next time buddy.