Revenge may be a dish best served cold, or alternatively it seems it can also be delivered warm, moist, smelly and brown.
American blogger Amanda Chatel has recently opened up regarding the aftermath of her divorce, and the shit-filled revenge it inspired.
Amanda and her ex-husband separated in August of this year and she had hoped that they may eventually become friends.
That mature approach quickly went out the window, however, when her 48-year-old Parisian ex informed her that he had in fact cheated on her with a 20-year-old.
Adding insult to injury, he then sent her a poem written by his new lover about her, containing several inflammatory remarks about how she had ‘crushed his soul’ and that the ‘little girl’ would now save him. Gross.
Amanda was not about to take that lying down – quite the opposite. Instead she planned to send him a box of her own poop.
Defending the reaction via YourTango Amanda said:
I briefly considered packing up my own shit. Yes, I know that puts me in the “crazy” category, but fuck it. You get cheated on by your husband, then receive a poem from his 20-year-old girlfriend, and then we can talk.
But realising that would unlikely get through customs she took to the internet, discovered Shitexpress and sent a box full of horse crap half way around the world for the low cost of just $16.95 (about £11).
And the service can be used to serve a whole host of vengeful purposes.
So be nice to people, you never know who may just be motivated to have your postbox filled with shit.
An NCTJ Journalist with an MA in Sports Journalism, Kieron is an experienced social media journalist who has worked in the industry since 2015. His experience includes work with ITN, the MEN, WISH/WIRE/TOWER FM, and 8:50 Sports Digest… not forgetting his time at ASDA.